Diet? What diet?

Prezzybox don’t believe in dieting, and with our list of rules, you don’t need to either! With these top 10 lame excuses, you can give yourself some great reasons to carry on being the nutrition conscious foodie you’ve always been…

1. Several small pieces of cake don’t add up to one large piece because of the crumbs you lose.
2. Squeezing a slice of lemon into a drink or onto food, will automatically cancel out the calories because the acid dissolves them.
3. Eating just half of anything shows dedicated dieting.  Reward yourself by eating the other half.

Diet? What diet? | UK Lifestyle Blog

4. You burn more calories if you eat it standing up.  This means it’s not fattening if you lick the cake mixing bowl, mid-bake.
5. You can lose weight by watching the Olympics. Even whilst eating cake. The thought of exercise and the process of metabolizing the cake increases enzyme secretion, thus speeding up digestion.

Diet? What diet? | UK Lifestyle Blog

6. Liquid calories aren’t as dangerous as food calories because it doesn’t stay in the body long enough for the calories to escape into your body.  Any liquid actually containing calories, can be taken care of with a slice of calorie-dissolving lemon…
7. Eating leftovers doesn’t count because it’s a shame to waste food. Waste-not want-not, right?
8. If your hubby arrives home later than you and you’ve already eaten with the kids, it would be extremely rude of you to not eat again with him.

Diet? What diet? | UK Lifestyle Blog

9. Eating oatmeal cookies is exactly the same as having breakfast.
10. If the food item is broken, all the calories fall out.

We all wish these were true, but if you really want to learn how to love your food, read about it here:

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Author: Sam Charles

Meet Sam, the creator behind UK lifestyle blog, Strawberry Squeeze 🍓 Sam is a newlywed living in Cornwall studying her PgDip in Strategic Direction and Leadership with the Chartered Management Institute 🍕🐰 She's also the Founder + Director of multi-award-winning SEO & PPC agency, Float Digital ✨

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